Greetings loved ones

large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

lameprlncess:

accurate description of my social life

lameprlncess:

accurate description of my social life

i-effed-it-all-up:

when girls think they are better than other girls because they are tomboys who engage in stereotypically “male” activities it makes me want to actually gouge my own eyes out because they are pretty much reinforcing the patriarchal idea that men are better than women without even realizing it and that is just incredibly sad

olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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joshpeckofficiall:

knightscrest:

who the hell thought turtlenecks were a good idea

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ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

ultrafunnypictures:

This is getting ridiculous…

duchessofdeviance:

role model

foxnewsofficial:

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower